...THIS IS JUST TOOO KOOL... AMAZING VIDEO BENGAL KITTY!... ......... WOW! MONKEY WASHING A SIAMESE CAT!! FUNNY!.........

IT'S US KAT'S GARCI,SIMBY AND DOMONIO ...
SEQUEL TO THE CAT PEOPLE... 1944 ..

HA! HA! GUESS WHO LIKES DA GARCI KAT! ... GARCI ALIVE & HAPPY! GET ME OUT OF DIS RUBIC'S CUBE!!!

....THIS WOULD COMPLETELY DRIVE ME NUTS!.... ONE HUNGRY CRAZY BENGAL KITTY!...

...Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia...

RUN COWCAT'S RUN!!! & THE SAND CAT KITTENS TOOO CUTE !

NOW WAIT A MINUTE ALL YOU LITTLE GIRL KAT'S I GOT MY PAWS ON HIM FIRST!

WE WANT TO INTRODUCE OUR GOOD BUDDY STEWY HE IS A CUTIE KAT!

...WE GUY'S FIND EM!...

... REALLY KOOL VIDEOS,.. !!

... I SOOOO NOOZY!...

....THIS IS A REALLY FUNNY VIDEO ... SILLY BENGAL KITTY IN THE BATHTUB!....

...IN MY YOUNGER DAY'S AND SIMBY'S TYPICAL BENGAL CRAZIES!...

OBAMA WUV'S US KIT KAT'S HE GONNA PLAY BALL WITH US! SIMBY IN A STAMP !!!!

......THIS IS A CUTE ONE! PUTTY KAT CLEANING A FOX!..... ...... WHAT U MEAN I CAN'T DANCE! ........

...HERE ARE SOME TRIED AND TRUE METHODS OF GETTING YOUR HUMAN TO DO WHAT YOU WANT!...

Sitting on paper: An oldie but a goodie. If a human has paper in front of it, chances are good it's something they assume is more important than you. They will often offer you a snack to lure you away. Establish your supremacy over this wood pulp product at every opportunity. This practice also works well with computer keyboards, remote controls, car keys and small children.
Waking your human at odd hours: A cat's golden time is between 3:30 and 4:30 in the morning. If you paw at your human's sleeping face during this time, you have a better than even chance that it will get up and, in an incoherent haze, do exactly what you want. You may actually have to scratch deep sleepers to get their attention remember to vary the scratch site to keep the human from getting suspicious.

... GARCI WUV'S A NIP! HERE AND THERE! YEA LOOKS LIKE SIMBY HAD 1 TOOOO MANY! HEEEEEEEEEEEEE!...

What would "Hamlet" look like if it were performed by cats?

The Abyssinian origins are not clear, but they are believed to be one of the oldest known breeds. This breed resembles some of the felines portrayed in sculptures and paintings of ancient Egypt. Even today, this breed maintains the jungle look of the African wildcat, the ancestor of domestic cats. The Abyssinian is a people cat and they like to know what their humans are doing.

THIS VIDEO IS BRILLIANT A MUST SEE!

......THIS IS FUNNY KITTY FLUSHES......HA! WAIT TILL THEY GET THEIR WATER BILL!

......DOES YOUR CAT OWN YOU?......

SEE HOW MANY YES ANSWERS APPLY TO YOU!
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them? Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress? Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter? Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move? Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers? Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork? Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it? Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator? Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date? Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?

.... ANOTHER CUTE SIMBY VIDEO ...

IF YOU HAVE CAT'S LET THEM HEAR THE MUSIC BELOW IN THE PLAYER...
EACH CAT SEEMS TO RE-ACTS DIFFERENT!!!SEE WHAT YOUR CAT'S DO!
.... EERIE BUT BEAUTIFUL!...

....CAT'S LOVE SONG...
VERY UNUSUAL CAT SOUNDS !! ..BY A MUSICIAN WHO RECORDED HIS OWN BENGAL CAT'S....
THE ARTIST IS VLADISWAR NADISHANA FROM SOMEWHERE IN SIBERIA! ....
...DOUBT YOU EVER HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE...!

...PRESS PLAY BUTTON TO HEAR IT...!

  

....HEY WE NEED ALL THE KITTEH'S WE CAN GET MEOUWIE....

...PUZZLE LOOKS EASY HUH! GIVE IT A SHOT...!

...BEAUTIFUL EXAMPLES OF BENGAL AND ABYSSINIAN CATS...

ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU!... CLICK TO PLAY...

...THE DIARY OF A MADD! CAT...

DAY 1-- My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 2 -- Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 3 -- Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 4-- Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan......

DAY 5- I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 6 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage....

DAY 7 -- I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

BET YOU KITTY'S OUT THERE CAN'T DO THIS!! MEOUUUUWWWW!

.....CAT BATHING AS A MARTIAL ART.....
Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have the advantage of strength. Capitalize on that advantage by selecting the battlefield. Don't try to bathe him in an open area where he can force you to chase him. Pick a very small bathroom. If your bathroom is more than four feet square, I recommend that you get in the tub with the cat and close the sliding -glass doors as if you were about to take a shower. (A simple shower curtain will not do. A berserk cat can shred a three-ply rubber shower curtain quicker than a politician can shift positions.) Know that a cat has claws and will not hesitate to remove all the skin from your body. Your advantage here is that you are smart and know how to dress to protect yourself. I recommend canvas overalls tucked into high-top construction boots, a pair of steel-mesh gloves, an army helmet, a hockey facemask, and a long-sleeved flak jacket. Use the element of surprise. Pick up your cat nonchalantly, as if to simply carry him to his supper dish. (Cats will not usually notice your strange attire. They have little or no interest in fashion as a rule.) Once you are inside the bathroom, speed is essential to survival. In a single liquid motion, shut the bathroom door, step into the tub enclosure, slide the glass door shut, dip the cat in the water and squirt him with shampoo.

!!! YOU HAVE NOW BEGUN ONE OF THE WILDEST 60 SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE !!!
Cats have no handles. Add the fact that he now has soapy fur, and the problem is radically compounded. Do not expect to hold on to him for more than two or three seconds at a time. When you have him, however, you must remember to give him another squirt of shampoo and rub like crazy. He'll then spring free and fall back into the water, thereby rinsing himself off. (The national record for cats is three latherings, so don't expect too much.) Next, the cat must be dried. Novice cat bathers always assume this part will be the most difficult, for humans generally are worn out at this point and the cat is just getting really determined. In fact, the drying is simple compared with what you have just been through. That's because by now the cat is semi-permanently affixed to your right leg. You simply pop the drain plug with your foot, reach for your towel and wait. (Occasionally, however, the cat will end up clinging to the top of your army helmet. If this happens, the best thing you can do is to shake him loose and to encourage him toward your leg.) After all the water is drained from the tub, it is a simple matter to just reach down and dry the cat. In a few days the cat will relax enough to be removed from your leg. He will usually have nothing to say for about three weeks and will spend a lot of time sitting with his back to you. He might even become psychoceramic and develop the fixed stare of a plaster figurine. You will be tempted to assume he is angry. This isn't usually the case. As a rule he is simply plotting ways to get through your defenses and injure you for life the next time you decide to give him a bath.

.....BUT AT LEAST NOW HE SMELLS A LOT BETTER .....

...WOWIE...SIMBY GOT THE BEST NEWS!!! FOUND OUT I HAVE A COUSIN MEOUUUUWWWWW !!!
.... HIS NAME IS KEISA....I CAN HARDLY TELL US APART COULD HAVE LOT'S OF FUN WITH HIM!
WE PROBABLY THINK ALOT A-LIKE TOOOOOO !!

HEY! KEISA....WANT TO HAVE A TOTE OF MILK WITH ME AND SIMBY!

KEISA ...IS A KOOOOOL KAT! ... . BETCHA HE LIKES TOOOO PLAY ALOT HOW KOOOL IS THAT...GLAD WERE RELATED!!

.....KEISA IS FROM THE WONDERFUL !! PURRFECT SPOT CATTERY TOOOOO.....!!

" PURRFECT SPOT CATTERY BENGALS " !!!

 

.....DEDICATED TO MY BEAUTIFUL BENGAL CHAINGY ..... WHO CROSSED THE RAINBRIDGE AT 13 YRS. TO BE WITH HIS LOVING TAJI .....

WANT TO DO ANOTHER PUZZLE!

... FIGURE OUT WHAT MOVIE IT IS...!

PetSafe Pet Doors for Dogs & Cats PetSafe & Staywell Pet Doors and Replacement Flaps

Koko, is the star resident of the Maui Ape Preserve, interacts well with a pet cat as well as the people studying her.

THE BEST PICTUES AND FACTS - ABOUT CATS AND FOR CATS. ! "

FOR CATS ONLY - absolutely no humans allowed!...lots of advice for cats! " !!!

HEY GUY'S!!! IF YOU CARE ABOUT US CUTE KAT'S WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET! MEOUUUUW!

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......HOW TO GIVE YOUR KITTY A PILL!......

1. Hold cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving a baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a good kitty." throw pill into cat's mouth. 2. Retrieve cat from top of lamp and the pill from under the sofa. 3. Follow same procedure as in #1, but hold the cat's front paws down with your left hand and back paws down with elbow of right arm. Toss pill into its mouth with right forefinger. 4. Retrieve cat from under bed. Get new pill from bottle. 5. Again proceed as in #1, except when you have cat firmly cradled in a bottle-feeding position, sit down on edge of a chair, fold your body over cat, bring your right hand over your left elbow, open cat's mouth by lifting the upper jaw and pop the pill in - quickly. Since your head is down by your knees, you won't be able to see what you're doing. That's ok!. 6. Leave your cat hanging on drapes. Get the pill in your hair. 7. If you're a woman, have a good cry. If you're a man, Scream Loud!. 8. Now pull yourself together. Who's the boss here anyway? Get cat and The pill. Assuming position # 1, say sternly, "Who's the boss here, anyway?" Open your cat's mouth, take pill and...Oooops! 9. This isn't working, is it? Collapse and think. Aha! Those flashing claws are causing the chaos. 10. Crawl to linen closet. Drag back large beach towel. Spread towel on floor. 11. get the cat from kitchen counter and pill from potted plant near you!. 12. Spread cat on towel near one end with its head over long edge. 13. Flatten cat's front and back legs over it"s stomach. (Resist impulse to flatten your cat! 14. Roll the cat in towel. Work fast; time and Kitty's wait for no one! 15. Resume position #1. Rotate your left hand to cat's head. Press its mouth at the jaw hinges like opening the petals of a snap-dragon. 16. Drop the pill into cat's mouth and poke gently. wow! It's done. 17. Vacuum up loose cat fur ( Apply bandages to wounds (yours). 18. Take two aspirins and try to calm down!!!!!